Lab Testing
Private Lab Testing That Gives You Real Answers — Wherever You Are in the World
Have you ever been told, “Your bloods are normal,” even though you feel anything but?
You're not alone — and you're not imagining things.
At NESWellness, I offer in-depth functional lab testing that gives us real insight into how your body is working — not just a basic snapshot like a standard GP blood test. These are private tests you won’t get on the NHS, and they go far deeper than what your doctor can access.
And the best part?
They’re easier and more affordable than you might think.
Often less than a night out or a new outfit — but with far more lasting results.
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🔬 What Is Functional Testing?
Functional testing looks at how your body is actually functioning, rather than just checking if something is “in range.” It helps identify the root causes of symptoms by analysing hormones, gut health, nutrient status, inflammation, DNA, and more.
Tests are done in the comfort of your own home, using easy collection methods like urine, saliva, stool or finger-prick blood spot — no trips to the doctor or hospital needed.
Samples are sent to Nordic Laboratories, who work with world-class labs around the globe. This means I can arrange testing anywhere in the world — even if you're working on a super yacht or living abroad. A courier will collect your kit directly from you.
💡 Why Choose Functional Testing?
🧠 It explains symptoms your GP can't
🧪 It looks deeper than standard NHS tests
🌍 It’s available wherever you are in the world
🏠 You can do it from the comfort of home
📉 It can prevent years of guessing, restriction, or medication
💷 It’s more affordable than most people expect
🔍 The Most Popular Tests I Use
💻 How It Works
Book a Free Discovery Call
Let’s talk about your symptoms and see if testing is right for you.
https://calendly.com/info-neswellness/30minInitial Consultation (£165)
Includes a full case review, 1-hour strategy session, and 4-week follow-up. If testing is recommended, I’ll explain your options and costs.Test Kit Sent to You
You’ll receive the test at your home, or wherever you are in the world — even on a yacht! Clear instructions are included.Courier Collection
No posting required — a courier will collect your kit directly.Expert Analysis & Personalised Plan
Once results are in, I’ll explain everything in simple, empowering language, and build a plan tailored to your body’s unique needs.
💷 Is It Expensive?
You might be surprised. These tests are often less than what you’d spend on a new outfit, a salon visit, or a big night out — but they can save you years of guesswork and frustration.
Think of it as an investment in your long-term health, energy, mood, and clarity.
You don’t have to suffer in silence or accept “normal” test results that don’t explain your symptoms. With functional testing, we go deeper — and you get real answers.
✨ Ready to Stop Guessing and Start Healing?
Whether you’re dealing with hormone chaos, unexplained bloating, chronic fatigue, skin issues, period problems, or just want to optimise your health — functional testing is often the missing piece.
📧 Email: info.neswellness@gmail.com
🌍 Tests available in the UK and globally — even in remote ports
